What is your name? My name is Jeff

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Michael Brown

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if you don't like this you're gay

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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