What happened to the fish? It drowned

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

A horse walked into a barn...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Knock Knock Come in

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

wanna hear a joke? no.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

A man returns from the army and finds his wife in bed with another man. He kills them both.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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