What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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The Detroit Lions

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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