yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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