how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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a ginger has a soul

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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