Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Are you a human?

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