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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Adam Sandler.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What's 6 + 9? 15.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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