Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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whos gay? you are

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Anti Joke

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