Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Scientology.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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