- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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