what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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