What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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