what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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