Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Your mother is so stupid that ran into a large pole.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Why did the man with no legs go into the shoe store?

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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