I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Hello

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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nba live 13

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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