A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Women's Sports

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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