Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Anti Joke

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