What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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whats 7+4? 74

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