Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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What? Yes.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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