What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Pickles

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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knock knock There's no door

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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