How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Well, there's one way...

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Elizabeth Warren

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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