How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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