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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What's worse than failing your english test? Contracting HIV

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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alex is cool

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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What's big and long? My dick.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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