Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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The Irish man was sober.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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