- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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