there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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What is cowboy say

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