Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Women.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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