A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Bob Saget

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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