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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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