roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Women Drivers.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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Penis

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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want a balloon? yeah

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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