What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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