If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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obama is a good president

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Justin Bieber.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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