what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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2 Penises

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Blacks

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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