a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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John Cena for president

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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