yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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ur gey

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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