Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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A Sloth runs...

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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