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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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This isn't funny.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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The WNBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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