A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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liam buchan is gay !

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Penis.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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