How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. They both died at the same time in a horrible shipwreck. There were no survivors.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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