Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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How about that airline food?

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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