What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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The Detroit Lions

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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