Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Shit!

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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