Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Internet Explorer

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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47

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baby seal walks into a bar

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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