What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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c-? men, C-men

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Okay, after this one then...

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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