I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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