melon

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What does a man like. food.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Sac

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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