In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

You will not press the like button.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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