what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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