- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What does? 42

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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