- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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