- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Why didn't JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight? He was in a hurry.

Whats two plus two Four!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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