Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Your text.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Women's Golf

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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