where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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