Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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give me a thumbs up

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hi

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Anti Joke

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