What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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