- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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