a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Which one is hardest?

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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