- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??