What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Chris is hairy

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?!"

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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The horse's name was Friday

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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