Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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