whats white and pointless? chalk.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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marble

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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I killed someone today. :D

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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