Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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