Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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