What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Poop swing

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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I can't see my forehead

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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