A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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