Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Jersey Shore

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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