How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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