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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Why is the sky blue? the game

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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