Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Male leadership.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Anti Joke

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