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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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