I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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