What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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a. why? b. because

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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