Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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