- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

I'm going as the joker for halloween

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

A women walks into a kitchen.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

I like to eat.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

i have two hands.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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