What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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