Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Anti Joke

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