A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Ruller

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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