A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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