Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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