- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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