- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

roses are red violets are blue im in class

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

I am the sun. You are the moon.

PATHETIC

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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