Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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