Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 magnum and murdered her violently.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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9/11/2001

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Anti Joke

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