You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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