"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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