What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What is cowboy say

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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