- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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