Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

what time is it? 3:16

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

a jew walks out of a furnace

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What's green and stands in a corner? A naughty frog.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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