why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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non poop

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Anti Joke

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