What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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su algato es en fuego

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Why are Asians bad drivers? There Not. Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift?

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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Mike tyson

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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