knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What's black and hangs from a tree in my yard? A tire, and it also happens to be a swing.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Women's rights.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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