The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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