Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

thumb_up thumb_down +19

YES! EXACTLY!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why....... Because.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

thumb_up thumb_down -7

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

thumb_up thumb_down -28

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

thumb_up thumb_down -101

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops