What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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womens rights

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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