What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant. Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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im gay

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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TIMMY

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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gay marriage.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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