Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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Hellen keller

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What's green and stands in a corner? A naughty frog.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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