When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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obama is a good president

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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