(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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