What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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This is not funny.

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knock, knock come in

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Well educated black man.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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