Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Women Sports.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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What the hell are you doing?

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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BWAT

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4/20.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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