what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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