man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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