Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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hiya

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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