Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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