- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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