Your mom went to college

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Hey

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Justin's life

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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