- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

A boy with red hair is happy.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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