Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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neil patrick harris

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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