like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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matt shut up

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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