Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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