knock knock who's there? faith

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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A black man in a country bar.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What did I do last night?work

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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I like poop in my butt

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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