An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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i found waldo.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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