There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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i love to lick...

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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9:11 make a wish

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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woman's rights

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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