Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Cripples are lame.

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German sausage is the wurst

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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