why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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