What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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