- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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