Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Black people are innocent.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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hey guys im gay

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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