If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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