Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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