Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Anti Joke

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