Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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im a dragon, no im not

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Corn Muffins

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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