What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Paul Dylan King!

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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punchline below punchline above

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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