NEVER

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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nba live 13

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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sfdg

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gays

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Justin Bieber.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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