Oh no! I forgot the milk!

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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