Women's sports.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Potassium? K.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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