once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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