Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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A storm be brewin!

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Women

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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