A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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