Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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