- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

skurfboards we love fat kids

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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