What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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