Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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How are you this morning?

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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