roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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The Oakland Raiders

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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