- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Buzi vagy!

you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Knock, Knock The door's open

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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