Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Guess what What

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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