What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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