Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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