There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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I'm homeless.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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