- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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