You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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