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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

a black man did not eat chicken.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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