You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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breasts

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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A black student graduated High School

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Womens rights.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Read a Book.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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