A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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