What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Poop.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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A black student graduated High School

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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