What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Chuck Norris died.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Anti Joke

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