Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Women can vote? WTF

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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