what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Mike tyson

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