Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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