This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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This is not a joke.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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