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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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minced oaths

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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whats 2+2? 1

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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