whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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What is a chair?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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