What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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pudding

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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